She guides you through the beginning of the game and is the primary task giver.
In Paradise Island 2 Helen is the token busty lady, which is, I’m sure, to attract boys to the game because building a holiday resort on an island with fifteen ice cream trucks next to each other isn’t really their cup of tea. If you have an excellent taste in movies and you love Bridesmaids, you’ll appreciate the phrase, “Fuck off, Helen!” And please trust me when I say you’ll hear yourself saying it repeatedly and giggling to yourself at your own brilliant movie reference when you first play the game. My tablet has been by my side playing the same tune over and over for about two hours and I’ve no intention of turning it off and getting on with my night… I just wish boats would drop off tourists faster, goddamnit! As bad as it for me, my smelly and malnourished body is a testament to this game. They take over my whole life and I forget to eat and wash and pee. Shrek The Musical – Manchester Palace Theatre – Review - 18 January, 2018.
0 kommentar(er)
